LEXINGTON, KY— A local man checking Instagram’s newly available Story rewatch information Monday was reportedly forced to confront the possibility that virtually no one has been watching his posts in the first place, sources conf…
Read morePROVO, UT — Reckless Ben, a 23-year-old internet user with what friends describe as “an almost irresponsible inability to leave an interesting Google result alone,” reportedly exposed the inner workings of Utah’s troubled-teen…
Read moreCOLUMBUS, OH— An Ohio man was arrested Tuesday after airport security officials discovered he was attempting to transport approximately 400 pounds of mashed potatoes through a passenger screening checkpoint, authorities confirmed…
Read morePORTLAND, OR— Scientists announced Tuesday the discovery of a previously unknown species of fish that, within minutes of being brought to the surface, submitted a formal request to work remotely, marking what researchers describe…
Read moreCOLUMBUS, OH— A local man who took a screenshot of information he considered extremely important was unable to locate the image approximately 14 seconds later, after discovering that his phone contained more than 8,000 other scre…
Read moreNew York, NY- A local woman has opened her refrigerator 14 times since Tuesday afternoon in the increasingly optimistic belief that new food may eventually materialize inside, according to sources familiar with the situation. The…
Read moreTULSA, OK— A local man who reportedly told his family he was “just resting his eyes for a minute” woke up Tuesday morning in the year 2029, according to relatives who said they initially assumed he was joking before realizing tha…
Read moreLOS ANGELES, CA — A piece of fruit was arrested Tuesday after allegedly having a complete mental breakdown inside a woman’s refrigerator, reportedly telling officers he was “sick of sitting in the vegetable drawer waiting to die…
Read morePaintsville, KY- A Kentucky woman woke up Tuesday morning to discover that her entire living room had been replaced overnight with a fully operational Department of Motor Vehicles office, complete with numbered waiting tickets, …
Read moreMIAMI, FL— Airport security officials said Wednesday that a traveler was stopped at Miami International Airport after allegedly attempting to pass through a security checkpoint with 10 live birds concealed inside his underwear, …
Read moreCOLUMBUS, OH- A Columbus man has spent the past three years attempting to restore normal operations in his smart home after a series of increasingly hostile exchanges with his voice assistant in 2023, with the latest incident in…
AUSTIN, TX— A local gamer who has spent the past several days playing video games in a darkened bedroom said Friday that he plans to take it easy over the weekend, describing his upcoming schedule as “pretty relaxed” despite havi…
NEW YORK, NY— A mid sized technology consulting company announced Wednesday that it would replace its annual employee bonuses with a personalized email thanking workers for their contributions, describing the change as a new app…
ISSAQUAH, WA— A Costco shopper announced Tuesday that he had saved $18 on a routine warehouse trip after purchasing $240 worth of products he had not intended to buy, describing the outing as a successful exercise in household fi…
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA— Google has introduced a new navigation voice that tells drivers “you should have left earlier” when they encounter predictable traffic, marking a shift toward what company officials describe as a more candid a…
COLUMBUS, OH— A new national survey released Tuesday found that 94% of Americans who tell friends, family members, or colleagues they are “five minutes away” have not yet put on their shoes, adding to growing evidence that the ph…
COLUMBUS, OH— Americans are increasingly turning to artificial intelligence for life advice while disregarding the opinions of friends, family members, and other people who have witnessed their decisions firsthand, according to a…
